7 Hollywood

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Hollywood meets fashion, cinema, music, art and culture. Chic, grand, larger than life...


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HAVEN’T YOU HEARD? LONDON’S LATEST IT-GIRL IS THREE YEARS OLD (SHE WAS BORN IN 2009 AT A TRACEY EMIN SHOW AT THE WHITE CUBE GALLERY), 7 FEET TALL AND HAS THE CHICLY SUPERMODEL-ESQUE PROPORTIONS OF 35-25-34. WHO IS SHE? PANDEMONIA PANECEA, A CONCEPTUAL ARTIST WHOSE ART MIRRORS POPULAR CULTURE, LIFESTYLE AND CELEBRITY. “I CHOSE AN UNORTHODOX ROOT TO PRESENT MY WORK AND IDEAS,” SAYS THE BREATHY VOICED, LATEX CLAD BOMBSHELL. “I CONSTRUCTED A CELEBRITY AND INFILTRATED PANDEMONIA’S IMAGE BACK INTO THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA. MY WORK GETS EXHIBITED IN THE VERY SAME GLOSSY MAGAZINES I GET MY INSPIRATION FROM AND THESE MAGAZINES ALSO PROVIDE A READY-MADE AUDIENCE FOR MY WORK.” BY ROBERT BARR

TAKING A BREAK FROM HER GRUELING SCHEDULE OF SILKSCREENING SELF PORTRAITS AND SCHMOOZING WITH LONDON’S BOLDFACED NAMES LIKE STELLA MCCARTNEY, NATALIA VODIANOVA AND AGYNESS DEYN, THIS LIVING WORK OF ART AND FASHION SHOW HABITUÉ WAS KIND ENOUGH TO PAUSE EVER SO BRIEFLY AND ANSWER A FEW QUESTIONS. MEET YOUR NEW INSPIRATION.

Does Pandemonia have a birthday? If so, what’s her star sign?
The biggest star of them all: Leo!
How often does Pandemonia take Snowy for a walk?
The only walk Snowy gets is down the red carpet.
Paper or plastic?
Plastic any time. Plastic is forever.
Do blondes really have more fun?
Yes! Especially platinum blondes with blonde highlights.
Pandemonia has spoken about the importance of packaging vs. content. What does she think about the Hollywood star system and its reliance on packaging (beauty) vs. content (talent)?
Packaging is the first rule of marketing. First impressions that count - that “puts bums on seats.”
How does Pandemonia like to relax on the rare evening she’s not being drowned in paparazzi flashbulbs?
Bubble bath.
What comes to Pandemonia’s mind when she hears the words ‘red carpet’?
“Snowy -Walkies”, time to shake off those pounds.
What does Pandemonia wear to bed?
Pandemonia never goes to bed.
What was the first thing Pandemonia did when she woke up this morning?
Oh, you know... the usual things, pump up my hair.
What was the last thing Pandemonia bought at the corner store?
A puncture repair kit.
What does Pandemonia wear for a quick run to the corner store?
Pandemonia doesn't do corner store – that's what staff are for.
Beverly Hills or Bel Air?
Bel Air, they have such smooth cars.
Has Pandemonia visited Hollywood? If not, when is she planning to make her debut?
Not yet! As soon as an invite lands on her bureau, she will be on her way.
What is Pandemonia’s signature perfume?
“Pandemonium” It’s my own range.
What is Pandemonia’s favorite book?
Her social diary.
Does Pandemonia have a favorite TV show? If so, what is it?
Penelope Pitstop. She's the "Glamour Gal of the Gas Pedal". That dame can get out of any bind.
When Pandemonia next hits L.A. are there any actors/actresses/directors she’d definitely like to meet?
David Lynch, Terry Gilliam, Tim Burton
What’s Pandemonia’s favorite film?
“The Blow Up”, by Michelangelo Antonioni
Who is Pandemonia’s favorite artist?
Yayoi Kusama, I love her Louis Vuitton handbags.
What is the definition of ‘Post Pop’?
Post Pop Art is Art that interacts with popular culture. Unlike Pop art that glorifies it.
What song always gets Pandemonia on her feet and dancing?
I love vinyl. Plastic Beach – the Gorillas.
Can Pandemonia sing? If so, would she ever consider recording a single?
With the right equipment anyone can sing.
What is Pandemonia’s signature alcoholic beverage?
Vintage Champagne! The bubbles go straight to my head.
Who is Pandemonia’s favorite cartoon character?
Herself.
Does Pandemonia have any bad habits?
Daydreaming.
Who are Pandemonia’s favorite fashion designers?
At the moment it’s Vivienne Westwood. She designed the Angolomanina range for Melissa Shoes. I love plastic shoes, they are so me.
Does Pandemonia have a favourite actress, alive or dead, who’s inspired her look? If so who (and why them)?
Veronica Lake. Actually, its her “Cheese cake hair” I love, it upstages everything including herself.
A very Hollywood question: how is Pandemonia maintaining her impeccable figure?
At both Jimmy Choo and Steve Lazarides’ posh dinners I kept to the breadsticks. My advice to your readers: “Long and thin food keeps you slim”
What do you envision yourself wearing on your first Academy Awards Red Carpet?
Something that would rise above everyone else - a white inflated helium dress?
Will Pandemonia be nominated? If so, in what category?
Best Hair!
Has Hollywood come knocking at Pandemonia’s door with film offers? What sort of role would entice her to the silver screen?
It would have to be one of those classic two-dimensional film roles. No difficult dialogue, more of a support to the main actor. The perfect celluloid actress.
What are Pandemonia’s thoughts on plastic surgery?
Actions speak louder than words. I went the whole way.
Tanning: yes or no?
I say, “stay covered up”. That's why my skin is so wrinkle free.
Where was Pandemonia’s most recent holiday?
Bermuda! Its a great place to disappear.
Is Pandemonia open to modeling gigs/product endorsements? If so, what sort of products does she dream of endorsing?
This summer I've been modelling for, Harper's Bazaar, Viva Moda and Baku fashion magazine. I dream of endorsing L'Oreal. I am a fan of their Ultimate blond campaign.
Is Pandemonia the type of girl who would consider posing for Playboy?
Yes! As long as I could do it with my clothes on.
We all know gentlemen prefer blondes. What sort of gentlemen prefer Pandemonia?
Tall, handsome affluent ones.
Finally, what does ‘glamour’ mean to Pandemonia?
Life style! Glossy, self-assured and luxurious sophistication.

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Steve Lazarides - Bedlam

The rain didn't dampen Pandemonia and Snowy’s endearing sense of ardour, rather they made sure they looked every bit the part for Steve Lazarides and Snow queen’s VIP view and dinner being held at the "Bedlam" exhibition, a showcase of 17 artists, in The Old Vic Tunnels, Station Approach Road, Waterloo.

Snowy stuck his nose through the black out curtains and felt apprehensive about entering. This fear died, when the lovely receptionist called her colleague to light the way with a torch. The location, P&S felt was; a perfect setting for artists to express their vision of Bedlam,as well as one that would be equally befitting as a Marquis de Sade playground.

After a wander, Pandemonia and Snowy found themselves in the VIP bar with Sophie Pasetti and Dee Vasali from Eleven11PR.

Dee got to work and thrusted a ‘Snowqueen Vodka cocktail’ in P's hand, while Sophia helped to maneuver Pandemonia and Snowy through the crowd so that they could sit next to, stylist to the stars, Sacha Lilic.

Sacha said, 'they are charming girls really, they've tipped me off about where we are dinning later - and it’s going to be fabulous darling'.

Pandemonia & Snowy went for a walkabout to the bar and, while doing so, they met Steve Lazarides, owner of Lazarides Gallery. When asked about his choice of venue, Steve explained, 'I'd joined forces with The Old Vic Tunnels this 3d and final time, because here our artists can show their larger pieces to full effect”.

Steve then proceeded to introduce exhibiting artist Antony Micallef, who led P&S towards one of his pieces, entitled “Blood on Head”. Pandemonia and Snowy looked on at the oil on linen painting whilst being enamoured by the artist’s remarks about their own look, “You look amazing!” Micallef, exclaimed!

Then, Pandemonia and Snowy joined the VIP conducted tour of the show with Steve in which he gave detailed explanations of the works and called up artist Tina Tsang, to talk people through her work. Tina took a brief second to say she was so glad to have met P&S, having seen the pair at London Fashion Week.

Another exhibiting artist Tobias Klien, told Pandemonia and Snowy his 'Ecstacy of St. Teresa' - which is made out of heavy duty fabric, laser cut aluminium sulphate and metal frame took him 6 days to grow!The result Snowy concluded was a pleasing medusa light form.

Moving on, Pandemonia and Snow met Atma, this Bordeaux lad showed P&S his two peices on display and explained why the “Bedlam Beat” made out of mobile phones and a mechanical pumping mechanism, that wouldn't look out of place in a Doctor Who sketch! Atma, remember it was Snowy gave you the idea first. Think about it?

Tour over, and P&S were ushered into a sectioned off area that could’ve resembled a Snow Queen’s palace dining room. Furnished, with its floor covered in white fabric to match the white table, chairs, table cloth and candles. On hand to greet Pandemonia and Snowy, was Gulnida Toichieva, President and owner of Snow Queen Vodka.

Seated, Pandemonia and Snowy feasted on a delicious array of Japanese cuisine with Tony Lewis, editor of Spashion and photographer/artist Jonathan Glynn-Smith, photographer on "Hi Suchi Events" - who, between mouthfuls proposed to do a shoot with P&S, saying 'they’re cool'.

Pandemonia and Snowy shifted to take a closer look at artist Conor Harrington’s 2 exhibits of oil spray paint and gold leaf on canvas, Fight Club and Who's World is This. And who better to sidled up & chat about them, than Ralph Taylor a director from Lazarides Gallery's. After explaining all, Ralph gave P&S his card and invited them to the gallery. Snowy thought that could be interesting.

Finally Pandmonia and Snowy grabbed their goodie bag and were about to leave when Tim Hulse, editor of British Airways Business Life, and his pal Kimberley Dewhirst intervened. Kimberley blurted out, “I'm a big fan and I'd love to have my picture with you.” Pandemonia and Snowy obliged and blew them all a kiss, before vanishing off into the night.

Photo/Copy: Stephen Mahoney, Sub Editor Gaytri Sahay